My cat started doing this to wake me up.
oh hell no
that is not a cat that is a jungle creature
whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT
This is terrifying
THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF THAT DOOR HELL NO
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything